01 7 / 2023
reblog if you’re obsessed with imagery and symbolism and also are a homo
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01 7 / 2023
can you come collect your freak of a man please. He’s doing things
everyone else out. No one else tag this post. this is the only one.
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01 7 / 2023
dude why the fuck did you open that window? did you stop to think even once about the miasma? now i have to smoke two cigarettes
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01 7 / 2023
Urgently insisting that I need access to something called the “mouse Bible” and refusing to elaborate when asked
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30 6 / 2023
becomes so horny that i transform into a swarm of eels living in a beautiful and picturesque lake
omg this is apparently a symptom of adhd. this explains SO much
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30 6 / 2023
Anonymous asked:
Pregnant woman: eats rabbit
Rabbit soul staring at developing baby: This is where the fun begins
Baby a few years later: Has weird eyes and scampers
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29 6 / 2023
this is SO REAL i’ve been saying this
i’m just saying, the substances scene in gotham would be unlike anything else . a fucking minefield. joker gas weed
smokin on the shit that made harvey dent
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29 6 / 2023
29 6 / 2023
if hacking had any impact they’d make it illegal
maia, don’t they want to throw you in jail for hacking?
^-^
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29 6 / 2023